Publisher: GOGAME CONSOLE PUBLISHER
What I Paid: $4.50
Verdict: Shovelware.
What I Say:
“Made by Unity”. I am starting to dread seeing this message when starting up a game, since Unity seems to be the engine of choice of Shovelware creators. The suspicious key word spamming is another clue.
Anyhow, this “game” is awful. The very first task you are given is nigh on impossible and took me 3 ragequits before I finally was able to complete it. You’d think that starting the game whilst facing a cupboard would mean that you likely need to open this cupboard but nooo… that cupboard ain’t opening.
You eventually figure out that you need to find an object in another room. After you find several of these core game items, it is time to “clean” the basement. What you are supposed to do here isn’t clear but it seems to abruptly end at some point for some reason after you have barely cleaned anything at all.
It gets even worse as the “game” goes on.
Don’t waste your money or time on this “simulator”.
What They Say:
Step into the shoes of a spirited grandma on a mission to clean up various locations and build a thriving family business in “Grandma Cleaning Simulator – Family Business Tycoon”. Take on the role of this lovable matriarch as she embarks on a journey through laundry rooms, garages, art studios, apartments, and luxurious villas, leaving no corner untouched.
In this first-person view simulation game, players experience the daily life of a dedicated cleaner, earning money for each spotless space they leave behind. The ultimate goal? To use those hard-earned funds to purchase apartments for all her beloved grandchildren.
Navigate through a range of mechanics as you wield the vacuum cleaner, wipe away dust and stains, polish windows to a sparkling shine, and dispose of garbage littering the floors. Manage your time wisely as the day-night cycle progresses, balancing up to three missions per day before fatigue sets in and it’s time to head home for some well-deserved rest.
But it’s not just about cleaning; it’s about building relationships with customers and enhancing your reputation as the go-to cleaner in town. Invest in disposable items from the shop to improve efficiency and tackle even the toughest messes.
With each successful cleaning job, watch as your family business grows, and the smiles on your grandchildren’s faces grow wider with each new apartment acquired. Can you manage the bustling demands of your cleaning empire while ensuring your family’s happiness and prosperity?
Get ready to scrub, shine, and strategize your way to success in “Grandma Cleaning Simulator – Family Business Tycoon.” It’s time to show the world that age is just a number when it comes to making dreams come true!
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